zerostop:

chill-itscool:

weloveshortvideos:

So I gave this frog a blueberry….

this is one of the best vines of all time

“So I gave this frog a blueberry, and now he won’t let go of it.

*softly* He loves it.”

awesomenerdyfangirl:

tolkien-shitposting:

• The Hobbit

• The Fellowship of the Ring

• The Two Towers

• The Return of the King

• The Silmarillion (alternate)
  

• Unfinished Tales

• Book of Lost Tales I

• Book of Lost Tales II

• The Lays of Beleriand

• The Shaping of Middle-earth

• The Lost Road and Other Writings

• The Return of the Shadow (The History of The Lord of the Rings I)

• The Treason of Isengard (The History of The Lord of the Rings II)

• The War of the Ring (The History of The Lord of the Rings III)

• Sauron Defeated (The History of The Lord of the Rings IV)

• Morgoth’s Ring

• The War of the Jewels

• The Peoples of Middle-earth

• Children of Hurin

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BLESS YOU

beetlezh:

That’s wonderful!

TheNamelessDoll

porrimicide:

tukut:

college tips 

- do  not  take  8 am classes

- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week

- sleep 

- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it

- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly

- quizlet

- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS 

- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food

- dont wear your lanyard around your neck

- try to group your classes together in back-to-back time blocks. you wont want to go back to class once you get home

- STAY ON TOP OF YOUR HOMEWORK EVEN IF THERE ARE OPEN DUE DATES

- when walking on the sidewalk keep all the way to the right especially if your pace is slow

- yes, sometimes we can hear the music through your earbuds. we really don’t care or mind

- try not to eat a whole bunch after 10PM, especially fatty foods like pizza or lots of pop. you’ll get stomach aches in the morning

- nerd clubs are 100% okay and there are tons of students who share your interests with you, you just have to look

- take out the fucking trash

sarahtonin42:

HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST

plsdateme:

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

Best post on tumblr omg

ohbuckyyouresofine:

“It’s a ‘bake sale’, Judy, not a ‘baked-goods-you-bought-at-the-store sale.’”

“Oh, Diane! What an… interesting track suit! Such an… exciting color!”

“Karen, if I put you down for snacks at the PTA meeting next Tuesday, will you remember to bring them this time?”

“Oh, Carol, I heard Jackson made the honor roll! You know, Kevin’s been on it three years in a row, now? But this will only be your first bumper sticker, right?”

“See you on the soccer field sidelines, Helen.”

“Oh, Jan, you want to run the carpool? But don’t you have a station wagon? Maybe I should do it, I have a minivan.”

perfcub:

samwisethebold:

gorillaeyebrows:

shut up @ people who still say “science side of tumblr”

Science side of tumblr why is this man so salty

Osmosis

sunteaflower:

My mom once said to me, “if you ever have car troubles but don’t know what the problem is, don’t take it in to a mechanic because they will try to sell you things you don’t need. Instead park yourself on the side of the highway, pop your hood, and look confused. Some mechanic will pull over to help and he’ll tell you what the problem is for free.” And that’s the day I realized that I could make the patriarchy work for me.

thefrogman:

[Mierswa Kluska Photography]

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thejamesboyle:

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

wowwwww

braydaaan:

bestnatesmithever:

tastefullyoffensive:

Invisible Bicycles

Last one made me spit.

im laughing really hard omfg